THE MAN GOLD DIGGER!!!

THE MAN GOLD DIGGER

Sitting close to her in church, he looked focused on what the preacher was saying. Suddenly, Bukky’s phone beeped… it was a text message. She stretched for her phone beside her to see what it was this time. The number one suspect was MTN and their annoying ‘love messages’. Raising the phone, she must have pressed OK when the phone slipped off her hands onto Jade’s body. Immediately, as a nice guy he always wants to seem, Jade got hold of the big-screened phone and had a sharp sweeping glance at the message on the phone, he couldn’t believe it. It was GTB’s alert and the amount was N2, 350,503.00. WHAAAT!!!

Considering how fast Jade gave her back the phone, Bukky never suspected he saw it. Even if he saw it, she wouldn’t mind. Believe me. #smh

At the end of the service, Jade ‘marked’ Bukky so closely and managed to start a conversation. It was a swift one, he got her number and everything started happening fast. You don’t meet this opportunity everyday. A babe with 2million in her account? Chineke Lekwe!!!!

3 weeks after, Jade shocked Bukky with a marriage proposal.

Bukky was a church sister. She didn’t believe in dating. She believes that the man that marries her should come straight up with a proposal. Jade had fit into that. “Oh Jade must be a Godly man” she reasoned…

He didn’t even ask for her to come visit his house…unlike other guys, he didn’t ask for s*x.

Now, he proposed. What a lucky girl Bukky believed she was.

Piam…Piam…Piam…

Jade and his people had come for the introduction. Now they have the list. It’s not that expensive. He hustled to raise some cash and piam!! They had done the marital rites. What a sharp guy!!

He did his best to avoid letting Bukky know that her money was the main attraction why everything was happening, so he never asked her about it.

On that same night, while they were in the room enjoying themselves, Bukky’s phone beeped again.

Another text message.

She pressed some buttons and lo, it was the same alert again. This time around, the amount has risen to 3million naira. She hissed…mtcheeeeew

Jade jumped up from the bed wondering why his new found maga wife would hiss like that, as he glanced through the phone once again and he didn’t know when he shouted “Wooooooowwww”

But She was like….”daddy, please I’m tired of this text message that is always putting me in trouble. My aunty that is in Canada opened an account using my phone number as the contact number a day before she travelled. She did it on emergency. But now, I want to inform the bank to remove my phone number from that account before armed robbers would see this alert on my phone and attack me”

On hearing this, Jade froze in shock with his mouth and eyes wide open, as he couldn’t believe what he just heard.

He can’t seem to breathe well again...”Eeeeeeehhhhhhhh” was the loud scream that he could utter.

“Babe…ehmmm is anything the matter asked Bukky who was now surprised…

ANY ANSWER FOR BUKKY?