THE
MAN GOLD DIGGER
Sitting close to her in church, he looked focused on
what the preacher was saying. Suddenly, Bukky’s phone beeped… it was a text
message. She stretched for her phone beside her to see what it was this time.
The number one suspect was MTN and their annoying ‘love messages’. Raising the
phone, she must have pressed OK when the phone slipped off her hands onto Jade’s
body. Immediately, as a nice guy he always wants to seem, Jade got hold of the
big-screened phone and had a sharp sweeping glance at the message on the phone,
he couldn’t believe it. It was GTB’s alert and the amount was N2, 350,503.00. WHAAAT!!!
Considering how fast Jade gave her back the phone, Bukky
never suspected he saw it. Even if he saw it, she wouldn’t mind. Believe me.
#smh
At the end of the service, Jade ‘marked’ Bukky so
closely and managed to start a conversation. It was a swift one, he got her
number and everything started happening fast. You don’t meet this opportunity
everyday. A babe with 2million in her account? Chineke Lekwe!!!!
3 weeks after, Jade shocked Bukky with a marriage
proposal.
Bukky was a church sister. She didn’t believe in
dating. She believes that the man that marries her should come straight up with
a proposal. Jade had fit into that. “Oh Jade must be a Godly man” she reasoned…
He didn’t even ask for her to come visit his
house…unlike other guys, he didn’t ask for s*x.
Now, he proposed. What a lucky girl Bukky believed
she was.
Piam…Piam…Piam…
Jade and his people had come for the introduction.
Now they have the list. It’s not that expensive. He hustled to raise some cash
and piam!! They had done the marital rites. What a sharp guy!!
He did his best to avoid letting Bukky know that her
money was the main attraction why everything was happening, so he never asked
her about it.
On that same night, while they were in the room
enjoying themselves, Bukky’s phone beeped again.
Another text message.
She pressed some buttons and lo, it was the same
alert again. This time around, the amount has risen to 3million naira. She
hissed…mtcheeeeew
Jade jumped up from the bed wondering why his new
found maga wife would hiss like that, as he glanced through the phone once
again and he didn’t know when he shouted “Wooooooowwww”
But She was like….”daddy, please I’m tired of this
text message that is always putting me in trouble. My aunty that is in Canada
opened an account using my phone number as the contact number a day before she
travelled. She did it on emergency. But now, I want to inform the bank to
remove my phone number from that account before armed robbers would see this
alert on my phone and attack me”
On hearing this, Jade froze in shock with his mouth
and eyes wide open, as he couldn’t believe what he just heard.
He can’t seem to breathe well
again...”Eeeeeeehhhhhhhh” was the loud scream that he could utter.
“Babe…ehmmm is anything the matter asked Bukky who
was now surprised…
ANY ANSWER FOR BUKKY?